May 2013
10 posts
Anonymous asked: tell us about a weird moment you had with the band
Anonymous asked: ROBERTO WHY DO YOU HATE DURAN DURAN SO MUCH
Anonymous asked: What's your favourite lipstick brand?
Anonymous asked: robert dude where are you we miss you bumbling around on our dashboards leaving crumbs and wine bottles everywhere
Anonymous asked: WHO IS THE GAYEST IN THE BAND AFTER YOU AND SIMO
Anonymous asked: CAN I HAVE THE RIMON WHEN YOU'VE FINISHED WITH IT
Anonymous asked: How do you feel about the Oikos commercials with John Stamos?
lifescented asked: DUDE WHICH IS YOUR FAVORITE KITCHEN UTENSIL FOR PENETRATION like i always felt kinda curious for fork rubbing but i guess you are way more original
afterlife-kids replied to your post: EVERYONE WAS LOOKING AT ME WEIRDLY ON CINCO DE…
five jars?
69 JARS
THAT MEANS TWO THINGS
EVERYONE WAS LOOKING AT ME WEIRDLY ON CINCO DE MAYO
I DON’T KNOW WHY
ALL I DID WAS BATHE MYSELF IN MAYONNAISE THROUGHOUT THE DAY
IT’S CINCO DE MAYO FOR FUCKS SAKE
April 2013
38 posts
Anonymous asked: I love you, I love simon. I wanna marry the both of you. Wanna make love babies with you. you game?
Anonymous asked: What does it feel like to kiss Simon ?
Anonymous asked: What is your favourite movie?
Anonymous asked: Who would you rather have sex with? Simon or Roger?
Anonymous asked: Are you gonna bring back the black plastic trousers this year?
Anonymous asked: BOB <3
slowlyfadingblue asked: what did simon give you for your birthday?
afterlife-kids asked: happy thingy i got you a waffle iron
Anonymous asked: you are a slut !
Anonymous asked: would you rather be eaten by a cannibal or eat a cannibal?
Anonymous asked: Is it true that you once asked Mary if she would wear a Morrissey mask and sing the lyrics to handsome devil by the smiths while you make love?
Anonymous asked: do u think that simon is sexy?? (simon gallup)
Anonymous asked: Happy birthday bob!!!!!
Anonymous asked: Marry me! I can cook very well! This is a proposal you'll not be able to refuse!!!
Anonymous asked: How do you feel thinking about the thousands of girls all over the world that want to have sex with you?
Anonymous asked: HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Anonymous asked: Who were you thinking about while writing "Hey You!!!"?
misses-scissorhands-deactivated asked: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOBBY
supertwitchsavestheday asked: Did you know that your Gore Grind name would be Bestial Bladder?
Anonymous asked: Did you know that MEAT IS MURDER?
I WAS OUT OF HAIRSPRAY SO I USED HONEY IN ITS PLACE
WHY THE FUCK ARE SO MANY BEES UP IN MY GRILL TODAY?
SO APPARENTLY MICROWAVING YOUR SHOES IS NOT AN EFFECTIVE WAY TO DRY THEM OFF
IMA GET GET GET GET U DRUNK
GET U LUV DRUNK OFF MAH HUMPS
SO I FOUND OUT MY FAMILY ORIGINATED IN SCOTLAND WAY BACK WHEN
TO CELEBRATE MY RECENTLY DISCOVERED HERITAGE, THE CURE’S NEXT ALBUM WILL BE ENTITLED “SOOK ME DIKE”
AND WE SHALL WEAR KILTS AND PLAY BAGPIPES
I’M ACTUALLY NOT SCOTTISH I JUST REALLY WANT TO PLAY A BAGPIPE IN A KILT AND I UNDERSTAND THAT IS TERRIBLY STEREOTYPICAL
BACK IN THE ‘80S I MET BATMAN IN SANTA MONICA
HE WAS TRYING TO SELL ME A MEMBERSHIP TO A SURFING CLASS
AND I SAID “BATMAN YOU NEED A MINT”
TODAY SIMON SAID, “CAN I STROKE YOUR COCK?”
OF COURSE HE WAS TALKING ABOUT MY PET ROOSTER NAMED RUTGER HAUER BUT I WAS STILL VERY UPSET
COME ON THOUGH WHO CALLS A ROOSTER A COCK NOWADAYS?
ONE OF THESE DAYS, MAN
ONE OF THESE DAYS
SALAMI AND WHISKEY MAKE THE MOST DELICIOUS TASTING VOMIT I’VE HAD IN YEARS
I HATE POOPING AGAINST MY OWN WILL
PEOPLE THINK I’M TOUCHING MYSELF LOVINGLY WHEN I’M ACTUALLY APPRECIATING THE SOFTNESS OF MY CROTCH AFTER SHAVING
THEY SAID TO LET GO OF THE PICKLE AND I’D BE ABLE TO REMOVE MY HAND FROM THE JAR
BUT IF I LET GO OF THE PICKLE I WOULD LOSE ALL PURPOSE OF MY HAND BEING IN THE JAR IN THE FIRST PLACE
HOW BOUT THAT
Anonymous asked: is it true that you have a tattoo of a heart on your left arm with a banner that says lol tol?
I HAVE A TATTOO ON MY BACK OF JODIE FOSTER
WELL AT ONE POINT IT WAS JODIE FOSTER
NOW IT LOOKS MORE LIKE GEOFFREY RUSH
1 tag
themightyjeis said: make this rebloggable.
IF I CAN’T FIND THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW HOW TO MAKE SOMETHING REBLOGGABLE?
Anonymous asked: has anyone ever told you that you look like ricky gervais with a wig and lipstick?? #thisisnotmorrissey
Anonymous asked: THINK FAST throws simon gallup at you
AT ONE POINT IN MY LIFE I HAD A PSYCHIATRIST
I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE TOLD HER ABOUT MY INTENSE OBSESSION WITH RUBBING LAMPS ON MY BARE SKIN BECAUSE SHE HAD THOSE THINGS EVERYWHERE
I COULDN’T CONTROL MYSELF
SHE FILED A RESTRAINING ORDER AFTER THE SECOND VISIT BUT THEY FELT FANTASTIC ON MY LEGS
Anonymous asked: how much do you hate religion? any religious traumas that we don't know? -btw no, i'm not freud
Anonymous asked: Do you believe in the pterodactyl?
March 2013
31 posts
IF I DON’T GET A PONY FOR MY BIRTHDAY THIS YEAR I’M GOING TO BE SO PISSED
Anonymous asked: What costume do you usually wear for halloween?
