Anonymous asked: WHO IS THE GAYEST IN THE BAND AFTER YOU AND SIMO
I DON’T KNOW WHO SIMO IS BUT SIMON IS PROBABLY THE ABSOLUTE GAYEST
I MEAN ONE TIME HE SODOMISED ME
THAT’S PRETTY GAY IF YOU ASK ME
PERHAPS I'VE MADE A TUMBLR
ONWARDS!
Anonymous asked: WHO IS THE GAYEST IN THE BAND AFTER YOU AND SIMO
I DON’T KNOW WHO SIMO IS BUT SIMON IS PROBABLY THE ABSOLUTE GAYEST
I MEAN ONE TIME HE SODOMISED ME
THAT’S PRETTY GAY IF YOU ASK ME
Anonymous asked: CAN I HAVE THE RIMON WHEN YOU'VE FINISHED WITH IT
NO
FUCK YOU
IT’S MINE
I LICKED IT
Anonymous asked: How do you feel about the Oikos commercials with John Stamos?
I’D LIKE TO EAT HIS GREEK YOGURT
TAKE THAT ANY WAY YOU WANT
lifescented asked: DUDE WHICH IS YOUR FAVORITE KITCHEN UTENSIL FOR PENETRATION like i always felt kinda curious for fork rubbing but i guess you are way more original
HAVE YOU EVER TRIED A CHEESE GRATER?
IT SOUNDS AWFUL BUT ONCE YOU’VE TRIED IT THERE’S NO GOING BACK TO ANYTHING ELSE
five jars?
69 JARS
THAT MEANS TWO THINGS
EVERYONE WAS LOOKING AT ME WEIRDLY ON CINCO DE MAYO
I DON’T KNOW WHY
ALL I DID WAS BATHE MYSELF IN MAYONNAISE THROUGHOUT THE DAY
IT’S CINCO DE MAYO FOR FUCKS SAKE
Anonymous asked: I love you, I love simon. I wanna marry the both of you. Wanna make love babies with you. you game?
SURE, WHICH GAME WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY?
YOU’VE GOT TO TRY OPERATION, MAN
HOW THE FUCK DOES ONE GET A WRENCH STUCK INSIDE OF THEM ANYWAY?
Anonymous asked: What does it feel like to kiss Simon ?
YOU KNOW WHEN YOU SHAVE YOUR LEGS AND THEY FEEL REALLY SOFT AND NICE WHEN THEY TOUCH YOUR TROUSERS AS YOU WALK?
YEAH
IT’S LIKE THAT
Anonymous asked: What is your favourite movie?
ASIAN BUTT HUNTING 8
Anonymous asked: Who would you rather have sex with? Simon or Roger?
COULD I DO SOME CRAZY SCIENCE SHIT AND HAVE SEX WITH A SIGER
OR A RIMON
IMAGINE SIMON WITH ROGER’S CHEEKBONES AND POINTY SHOULDERS
OR ROGER WITH SOME ‘80S SIMON HAIR GOING
DAMN
I WOULD DESTROY THAT SHIT